Famous Kota Coaching Teachers and their Famous Lines

You would remember these lines to describe your life at KOTA

Gaurav talwar sir.. Are boloo...

 rk. sir "khus to bhut hoge tum aaj"

SKM sir peeche waalo

s.k.m sir. 
"Aur isne dkhte hi dkhte jal chod diya" 

Amit pandey sir- 'Are baba boloooooo'

skt sir reso abe ghoru khada ho ja

KB SIR Resonance- abe gadho tumlogo se ye v nhi bna

bp sir "ab kya tumhre singh niklenge"

amit sukla ...beta phir khoge ki sukla sir jallel krte h

Ispe main oral comment karoonga...vg sir vibrant

maa baap itna paisa lgte hai padhiye lo,waste mat kreye lo-- dn singh,jrs

bachpan ki galti 55 mai to sudhar le..RG sir

AS sir allen- by the end summary is this lala & lali tell tell

bato "Ghoda khan se khan tak ghass khayega" GB sir CP

reso ,sns,dekho sb jnta he,phir bhi puchta he

KD sir allen- dosto pani nikalte h

galti tumhari nai h tumhare maa baap ki hai jo tumhe paida kiya..... RS sir,allen 

akshay choudhary sir , allen , padh lo padh lo baapu jutte maarega ni toh....

pps sir- aap log to gadhe h

anadi sharma bansal classes kkb:kam ki baat

Ac sir allen ....lallu hai yrr..sullta le .....!!

Skm sir allen : padh lo beta nahi to EXAM ME JHAAG NIKAL JAAYENGE

kd sir(math)-reso batao batao. mene tum par kabhi hath uthya h kya.

kd sir reso-tum log mujse drte q ho mene tum pr kbi hath uthya kya.

singh sahab ne ek lagai ki sare haddiyan tad-tad-tad-tad !! ~Anoop Arora sir,ALLEN

ajit agarwal bansal(yeh aasan tha)

Pms sir (reso)
"areeeee gadho "

Aana sir Allen 
Beta sab moh maaya hai..
Beta Ghutna Lagao Kyun ki Dimaag To Tumhara wahi hai.. Saale Jaahil Insaan

NRJ Sir VIBRANT ACADEMY.. "Change is never change"

ninja ñitin jain sir -cheese kathin hai par krni to padegi

Ashutosh hisariya maths factually Allen - naale uufan pe hai jake dub maro

allen SKM sir organic chem (piche wale , tum air ke moisture me hi doob kar mar jao)

allen RS SIR physics when HW not done,(mar gaye kya , mar to nahi gaye the) (pita ji ka no. do)

anna sir - sab moh maya hai 

rohit johri allen thermodynamics>>gav walo kya hal h

surya pratap raghuwansi..spr sir of resonance>>ye question to kafi ezy hai...isme doubt ki to bat hi nhi hai...

Ashutosh hisariya- balcony my boys network aa rha h

SK sir (Vbrnt) - Abe Ichhadhariyon..!

nps sikar lalit sir phy ques. ka ans nahi dene par beta puri zindgi me yuhi karna

Samaj aaya.....amit sir eduwave

sodium sir abe chuchundaro

mukeem sir(allen) - ei na ho payi!!

sanjay yadav (allen) -- aap party mangte hen allen apko dawat dega 

msc sir phucho ek do ek do ar bhai

YSJ sir RESO. (oye, baahar jana hai)

alk sir,reso..topic strt hne se phle kuch kuch gen. btein

PA SIR ,RESO.- BOLE BABUJI OCTET KE NAAM PAR LONE PAIR DO NA.

Bks sir (reso)- "langdo,fekuo ab btao eska answer, bhagwan apko sadh buddhi de"

 'areee gadho aaya ni aaya smj'?@PMS sir reso

One of d best again frm allen s.k.m sir..
When they give tough qu. Aftr an easy 1..
And nobody ans.s dn.
"beta aise ques exam me aa gye na to "Fayl" jaoge wahi tmlog"

Thank you for reading these signature lines of some famous faculties of kota and sorry for spelling mistakes.

Learn Periodic Table in Hindi---(updated)

Mnemonics are easy-to-remember lines or phrases one can use to memorize things that are difficult to learn. In this article, you will find Hindi mnemonics – one each for one group – to learn the Periodic Table

The Periodic Table provides the names, atomic numbers, symbols and atomic weights of known elements. It serves as a great tool for solving chemistry problems.

A periodic table is divided into groups (columns), where elements with each group behave similarly while bonding with other elements; and periods (rows), where elements in one period have same number of electron shells.

Here are some fun, interesting and naughty mnemonics in Hindi used by the backbenchers to memorize elements along each group or period:

Key To Reading These Mnemonics Or Hindi Sentence:

• These sentences contain letters denoting symbols of elements in the same order as they occur in a group or period.
• The symbols have been highlighted as bold letters in the sentence. However at the places where the complete symbol could not be included in the sentence, the first letters have been strung together and the second letter is shown in brackets. While reading the sentence you don’t have to read the letters in bracket. Just keep them in mind.
• At some places, phonetics have been used to denote a symbols such as ‘c’ could be replaced by ‘k’,’g’ with ‘j’, ‘I’ with ‘ea’ and ‘o’ with ‘u’, to make the sentence easier to remember.

S-Block Elements

Consisting of the first two groups, S-block elements have quite similar physical and chemical properties. The valence electrons of the elements in this block occupy s-orbitals.

Group 1 is known as alkali metals. It includes Lithium (Li), Sodium (Na), Potassium (K), Rubidium (Ru), Caesium (Cs), and Francium (Fr).

Mnemonic for Group 1: LiNa Ki Ruby Cse Friendship hai.

Group 2 is known as alkaline earth metals. It includes Beryllium (Be), Magnesium (Mg), Calcium (Ca), Strontium (Sr), Barium (Br), and Radium (Ra).

Mnemonic for Group 2: Beta Mange Car Scooter Baap rone se Raazi

P-Block Elements

Consisting of last six groups of the periodic table (Groups 13 to 18), P-block elements have their valence electrons occupying p-orbitals.  This block consists of non-metals, semi-metals and poor metals.

Group 13 is known as Boron group or the group of Icosagens or Triels. It includes Boron (B), Aluminium (Al), Gallium (Ga), Indium (In), and Thallium (Tl).

Mnemonic for Group 13: B A G I T.

Group 14 is known as Carbon group or the group of Crystallogens, Tetragens or Tetrels. It includes Carbon (C), Silicon (Si), Germanium (Ge), Tin (Sn), and Lead (Pb).

Mnemonic for Group 14: Chemistry Sir Gives Sanki Problems.

Group 15 is known as the group of Pnictogens or Nitrogen group. It includes Nitrogen (N), Phosphorus (P), Arsenic (As), Antimony (Sb), and Bismuth (Bi).

Mnemonic for Group 15: Nahi Pasand Aise Sab Bhai.

Group 16 is known as the group of Chalcogens or Oxygen group. It includes Oxygen (O), Sulphur (S), Selenium (Se), Tellurium (Te), and the radioactive element Polonium (Po).

Mnemonic for Group 16: Oh! Style Se Tel Polish.

Group 17 is known as the group of Halogens. It includes Fluorine (F), Chlorine (Cl), Bromine (Br), Iodine (I), and Astatine (At).

Mnemonic for Group 17: Fir Call kar Bahaar AayI Aunty.

Group 18 is known as the group of Noble gases, excluding Helium. Normally, they are all odorless and colorless gases with very low chemical reactivity. The group includes Helium (He), Neon (Ne), Argon (Ar), Krypton (Kr), Xenon (Xe), and the radioactive Radon (Rn).

Mnemonic for Group 18: He Never Arrived; Kara Xero Run pe out.

D-Block Elements

D-Block elements consist of element groups 3 to 12 that correspond to the filling of the d-orbital subshell of the second outermost shell. Groups 3 to 11 are also known as transitional metals. Group 12 elements, which have its d subshell completely filled, are also known as post-transition elements.

D-block elements and F-block elements show considerable similarities across the periods too.

We can memorize these elements across the periods:

Period 4 elements are quite stable and many of them are very common in earth’s crust or core or both. D-block elements it includes are Scandium (Sc), Titanium (Ti), Vanadium (V), Chromium (Cr), Manganese (Mn), Iron (Fe), Cobalt (Co), Nickel (Ni), Copper (Cu) and Zinc (Zn).

Mnemonic for Period 4: Science Ti(ea)cher Vineeta Criplani Man Fenko (FeCo) Ni Kyun(Cu) Zaan hai?

Read as: Science Teacher Vineeta Kriplani manfenko ni kyun zaan hai?

Period 5 elements are known to fill their 5s shell first, then 4d shells and then 5p shells, with rhodium being the exception. The elements of this period show many exceptions to Maledung rule. D-block elements it includes are Yttrium (Y), Zirconium (Zr), Niobium (Nb), Molybdenum (Mo), Technetium (Tc), Ruthenium (Ru), Rhodium (Rh), Pd (Palladium), Silver (Ag) and Cadmium (Cd).

Mnemonic for Period 5: Yeh Zarra Nabi bana Mohabaat mein T(c)eri, R(u)o R(h)o P(d)ukarogi Aaj(g) ise Chandni

Read as: Yeh Zarra Nabi bana Mohabbat mein Teri, Ro Ro Pukarogi Aaj ise Chandni

Period 6 includes the lanthanides or rare earths. Some of these transition metals are very valuable such as gold. D-block elements it includes are Lutetium (Lu), Hafnium (Hf), Tantalum (Ta), Tungsten (W), Rhenium (Re), Osmium (Os), Iridium (Ir), Platinum (Pt), Gold (Au) and Mercury (Hg).

Mnemonic for Period 6: L(u)a HafTa Warna Reh Us(Os) Irritating Popat ke saath Aur Hoj(g)a pagal.

Read as: La Hafta Warna Reh Us Irritating Popat ke saath Aur Hoja pagal.

Period 7 contains the radioactive elements only. It includes actinides which include the heaviest naturally occurring element Californium. All other elements are synthesized artificially. D-block elements

it includes are Actinium (Ac), Rutherfordium (Rf), Dubnium (Db), Seaborgium (Sg), Bohrium (Bh), Hassium (Hs), Meitnerium (Mt), and Darmstadtium (Ds).

Mnemonic for Period 7: Ak(c)ele R(f) D(b) S(g)harma ki B(h)ook mein H(s)ain Maths ke Difficult sawaal.
Read as: Akele R D Sharma ki Book mein Hain Maths ke Difficult sawaal.

F-Block Elements

F-block elements have their valence electrons in f-orbitals. They are also known as inner transition elements. They can be divided into Lanthanides (also known as rare earth elements) and Actinides that are highly reactive to halogens and chalcogens like lanthanides but they react more easily.

Lanthanides include Cerium (Ce), Praseodymium (Pr), Neodymium (Nd), Promethium (Pm), Samarium (Sm), Europium (Eu), Gadolinium (Gd), Terbium (Tb), Dysprosium (Dy), Holmium (Ho), Erbium (Er), Thulium (Tm), Ytterbium (Yb) and Lutetium (Lu).

We can learn all these in three parts:

1.      Cerium (Ce), Praseodymium (Pr), Neodymium (Nd), Promethium (Pm), and Samarium (Sm)

Mnemonic for Lanthanides Part 1: Celina aur Priety Ne dande se Pammy aur Simmy ko mara.

2.      Europium (Eu), Gadolinium (Gd), Terbium (Tb), Dysprosium (Dy), and Holmium (Ho)

Mnemonic for Lanthanides Part 2: Europe G(d)aya to TB(b) aur Di(y)arrohoea Ho gaya.

Read as: Europe Gaya to TB aur Diarrohoea Ho gaya.

3.      Erbium (Er), Thulium (Tm), Ytterbium (Yb) and Lutetium (Lu)

Mnemonic for Lanthanides Part 3: E re, dekh Tamatar Yellow aur bLue hain.

Actinides include these f-block elements – Thorium (Th), Protactinium (Pa), Uranium (U), Neptunium (Np), Plutonium (Pu), Americium (Am), Curium (Cm), Berkelium (Bk), Fermium (Fm), Mendelevium (Md), Nobelium (No), and Lawrencium (Lr).

We can learn all these in three parts too:

1.Thorium (Th), Protactinium (Pa), Uranium (U), and Neptunium (Np)

Mnemonic for Actinides Part 1: Thode Pehelwan Unse Niptengey.

2.Plutonium (Pu), Americium (Am), Curium (Cm), Berkelium (Bk)

Mnemonic for Actinides Part 2: Purane Aam K(C)am Bikenge.

Read as: Purane Aam Kam Bikenge.

3. Fermium (Fm), Mendelevium (Md), Nobelium (No), and Lawrencium (Lr)
Mnemonic for Actinides Part 3: Itni Family aMdani mein No Ladki rajee.

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